Top Ten Things That Are Annoying the Shit Out of Me Right Now

10.  This fucking Boston heat.

Because fuck, man.

9.  Donald Trump.

Because what the.

8.  Styrofoam packing peanuts.

Because the fact that they’re bad for the environment only exacerbates how fucking annoying they are.

7.  Squirrels ripping open my trash bags and dumping styrofoam packing peanuts all over my lawn.

I’m this close to buying a gun.

6.  Baby Boomers.

Ugh.  I mean, present company excluded and everything, but ugh.

5.  Mac OSX Migration Assistant.

14 fucking hours?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Are you for serious right now?  What the fuck is a Thunderbolt cable?

4.  The word “fleek.”

This post is on fleek.  But fuck you for thinking so.

3.  Comcast.

Are you Comcast?  Are you Xfinity?  And now you have the NBC peacock logo over your name…who can keep up with this shit?  What is the name of your fucking company?  And why is my bill so goddamn high?

2.  Restaurant owners who yell at toddlers.

No.  Just shut–just stop.  Just stop.  No, nope.  No.  You’re wrong.

1.  NBC canceling Hannibal.

The show was just starting to get really good, and they go and pull it.  WTF.

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