So I’ve Got a Facebook Page Now.

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You should go like it.  Seriously.  Great fortune will be bestowed upon you if you do.  Breathtakingly beautiful women will smile at you in the street.  Your paycheck and your television will double in size.  You will lose belly fat.  You will achieve nirvana.  Your abs will ripple like moguls on a double black diamond.  Your IQ will shoot up thirty points.  You will be the unexpected recipient of a large sum of money from a Nigerian prince.  Friends and colleagues will worship you, and look to you for guidance, advice, and approval.  You simply cannot understand the benefits that come from liking Jim’s Facebook page until you do it.  ACT NOW.  LIKE MY FACEBOOK PAGE.  The first hit’s free.

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